Christmas cheer, party of one

This weekend I decided that it was time to get into the holiday spirit. I'm not bothering with a Christmas tree this year (and here are some reasons why), so I went out and bought a giant wreath for the front door. I set it on the floor for a moment while I secured the hook over the door, and that's all the time it took for the kitty committee to come out of the woodwork.



The wreath passed inspection, so up it went. The only problem is that it sticks out so far that the screen door won't latch.

Oh well. It is pretty, and now my tacky decoration-loving neighbors can't say that I don't have any decorations. I have a tasteful decoration, and I don't need a sparkly blow-up Jesus in my yard to be festive.

So there.