They have Vernors down there.

While it's still Friday on the west coast, I need to wish a happy two-fer birthday to my dad and stepmom.

They've probably been tucked away in bed for hours, unless they were awakened by a late night elephant cat stampede through their living room.

Happy birthday, you two! I cannot wait to come to your house next month and drink booze pop out of the refrigerator in the basement.