Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Quotes from the Boat, Volume 4

My husband says funny things. Funny things that often become even funnier in the voiceless environment of e-mails sent amidst the chaos of deployment on an aircraft carrier. In my Quotes from the Boat series, I'll be sharing select gems plucked straight from my e-mail correspondence with the king of the cruise himself. From funny, to touching, to just plain weird, these are Jason's musings from aboard the "big metal city."

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We all have the same things in mind: food and beer.

I miss Biggie.

The towel, of course, was not mine.

Cruise is starting to go by faster. The days are just flying by. I can’t wait to be able to live life without wanting days of my life to just fly by.

I trust no one.

There were no evil powers that made me want to marry you.

In front of the factory, they have the world's largest beer mug which is made completely of pewter.

I think this year is the year of the bunny for Asia. There were many bunny signs, paintings, and statues strewn about everywhere we went. I took pictures of them for you, because I know how much you love bunnies.

I'm excited about our taxes.

Even though I'm surrounded by 5,000 people, I can't help but feel like I'm all alone out here at times.

I guess next time I’ll use my mind reading powers.

I was able to install Halo 2 on everyone's computers out here and now we can have geeky LAN parties.

4 comments:

Brittany Ann said...

My hubby would be so happy about that last comment.

And, well, who's Biggie? A kitty cat?

Heidi Renée said...

Not to be confused with the Notorious B.I.G. (although who knows, perhaps Jason misses him too), Biggie is our nickname for our cat Jasper, who is generously proportioned.

Anonymous said...

I love these posts! Thanks for sharing!

Jessica (Bayjb) said...

I LOVE this. So funny. especially that he misses Biggie. That is awesome.