Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Quotes from the Boat, Volume 1

My husband says funny things. Funny things that often become even funnier in the voiceless environment of e-mails sent amidst the chaos of deployment on an aircraft carrier. In my Quotes from the Boat series, I'll be sharing select gems plucked straight from my e-mail correspondence with the king of the cruise himself. From funny, to touching, to just plain weird, these are Jason's musings from aboard the "big metal city."
I can only stare at a wall for so long, you know?

I did not know that you tried to make crackers. I miss your home cooking.

Sorry about the kitty bodily fluid explosion too.

I hate it when there's a pool of water at the bottom of my salad bowl.

It’s like groundhog day out here on a carrier.

A praying mantis, eh?

I've never been one for liquor.

I don't even know what day it is anymore!

You're an attractive lady and it doesn't surprise me that someone else was trying to get your attention.

Glad to hear that your teeth are still in good shape.


Salt said...

Yikes. I'm sorry about the kitty bodily fluid explosion also. Those are the worst.

He is a funny guy. :)

Brittany Ann said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Can't stop laughing! Especially at that last one!