Friday, November 14, 2008

Keyword Roundup, Volume 1

Apparently, my mother is not the only person who reads this blog. Some (un)lucky Googlers have also meandered through these parts, in search of information that they probably did not find. Sorry for their bad luck.

Here are the most recent search terms people have used to get here, and the entries those terms yielded, plus my comments:

Douglas Brinkley - Election Day by the Adult Beverages (oh, and some political stuff, too)

grabbing my boobs - Old-school Halloween costume time That's right, Canton, Ohio, I see you.

raccoon eat pine cone - Surgery, travel, and baby raccoons, oh my!

Byron Pitts CBS mother Obama - Election Day by the Adult Beverages (oh, and some political stuff, too)

soy sauce diarrhea - Sometimes my cooking looks like baby diarrhea but I promise it is far more delicious. Having a little problem, Grand Rapids, Michigan?

presidential historian - Election Day by the Adult Beverages (oh, and some political stuff, too)

Heidi's sister Halloween - Old-school Halloween costume time What about her, Toronto?

Couric choked up Obama win - Election Day by the Adult Beverages (oh, and some political stuff, too)

my nasty costume - Old-school Halloween costume time

old school costumes images - Old-school Halloween costume time

Bethany Chismark - I once dated a rabid U of M fan. No really, I think he had rabies.

inches hair gone - Forget couples counseling, we get couples HAIRCUTS

heidi renee 26 - Obviously, channel 26 cannot be beat in terms of public access television.

Douglas Brinkley toupee - Election Day by the Adult Beverages (oh, and some political stuff, too) Great minds think alike, Carmel, New York.

had a one night stand with - Surgery, travel, and baby raccoons, oh my! This also brought up the main page. Who knew I was so scandalous?

had a one night stand with heidi m. 2001 - This one brought up the main page as the sixth result. I am not Heidi M. Sorry, Allen Park, Michigan.

What's everyone doing tonight? I really want to go dancing. We'll see if I can talk Jason into it.

4 comments:

Cary said...

The "grabbing my boobs" was mine. I wondered if you'd grabbed yours and had been talking about it.

A guy can dream...

Bayjb said...

Grabbing my boobs? That's a good one. I never get anything clever like that.

Heidi Renée said...

Get in line, Cary. I aim to have as many people as possible grabbing my boobs as often as possible. My husband is going out of town for the week, so you may be in luck.

This comment makes me sound like I have game. In truth, I have none.

Cary said...

Then I'm your man. Heh.